William Swisher III’s Guide To Grandeur
Join tenured professor William Swisher III on a journey deep into your soul. He will guide you through a transformative state of self-awareness as he awakens the most primal aspects of your psyche.
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William Swisher III’s Approved Edinburgh University Alliance Syllabus
From Mayan-Pyramids, to Mental-Wards
William Swisher III comes from a long line of esteemed public figures that spans back three thousand years. His ancestors have been a part of some of histories most prominent moments, and he’s able to draw from his ancestral roots to provide his students with a first hand account of where we’ve been, and where we’re headed.
With 3000+ years of experience, William offers a diverse range of undergraduate and diploma programs to help students shape their future.
“I may not always be right, but I’m never wrong” – Lord William Swisher I, 1306
Featured Programs
Choose Our Top Courses

Bachelors in How To Ruin A Class
Build foundations in how not to train a class.
Duration: 4 Days
Bachelor Degree

Masters in Milos Iced Tea
Learn to love Milo’s Iced Tea, the right way.
Duration: 14 Years
Masters Degree

PHD in Pergolas
Get your doctorate in all things pergola.
Duration: 40 Years
PHD Degree
Review & Testimonials
What Says Our Students About Us

“Billy taught me that there’s no room for weakness in this world”
Daniel Dre Lewis
BBA Graduate

“I feel as though everyone is now dumber for having listened to his lecture”
Drew. G
B.Sc CSIT

“I want be an Eagle. Billy said John can be Eagle. Today? I am Eagle.”
John Lomacz
Eagle

